For Those Who Qualify

I was asked to write two apartment ads as part of a project. One is for an apt. in heaven and the other is for an apt in hell.  I found the idea captivating and this is what I came up with.

For Those Who Qualify


1, 2, and 3 bedroom apts for rent.
All inclusive packages for those who
qualify. Harmonious group activities will
make you feel right at home.
Amenities include Panoramic
views of priceless majesty,with
gold inlay fully upgraded interiors and
flowing fountainous waters throughout.
For a private tour follow the bright light
until you reach the pearlized gate at
1700 Hallelujah Blvd.
and ask for Gabi Ri-elle



For rent:  Spacious 2+1 fully furnished luxury apt

located in the infamous subterranean inferno towers.

Amenities include onsite sauna, steam room, jacquzzi,

Heated floors, huge fire pits for roasting with your friends.

Eternity leasing available without request.  For more info or

To arrange a tour simply go to the corner of Blaze and Glory, take the

Subway entrance to the red elevator and tell the attendant you are to

meet with Louis Cipher.  No phone calls please, seeing is believing.


12 thoughts on “For Those Who Qualify

  1. Oh how clever and wonderfully done! 🙂 I didn’t know how you’d pull off the apartment in Helll, but then this part “infamous subterranean inferno towers” was catchy enough to suck me in, ha! It sounds quite posh! 😀


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