I was asked to write two apartment ads as part of a project. One is for an apt. in heaven and the other is for an apt in hell. I found the idea captivating and this is what I came up with.
For Those Who Qualify
1, 2, and 3 bedroom apts for rent.
All inclusive packages for those who
qualify. Harmonious group activities will
make you feel right at home.
Amenities include Panoramic
views of priceless majesty,with
gold inlay fully upgraded interiors and
flowing fountainous waters throughout.
For a private tour follow the bright light
until you reach the pearlized gate at
1700 Hallelujah Blvd.
and ask for Gabi Ri-elle
For rent: Spacious 2+1 fully furnished luxury apt
located in the infamous subterranean inferno towers.
Amenities include onsite sauna, steam room, jacquzzi,
Heated floors, huge fire pits for roasting with your friends.
Eternity leasing available without request. For more info or
To arrange a tour simply go to the corner of Blaze and Glory, take the
Subway entrance to the red elevator and tell the attendant you are to
meet with Louis Cipher. No phone calls please, seeing is believing.