For Those Who Qualify

On November 23, 2013November 24, 2013 By Dani HeartIn Uncategorized

I was asked to write two apartment ads as part of a project. One is for an apt. in heaven and the other is for an apt in hell. I found the idea captivating and this is what I came up with.

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1, 2, and 3 bedroom apts for rent.
All inclusive packages for those who
qualify. Harmonious group activities will
make you feel right at home.
Amenities include Panoramic
views of priceless majesty,with
gold inlay fully upgraded interiors and
flowing fountainous waters throughout.
For a private tour follow the bright light
until you reach the pearlized gate at
1700 Hallelujah Blvd.
and ask for Gabi Ri-elle

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For rent: Spacious 2+1 fully furnished luxury apt

located in the infamous subterranean inferno towers.

Amenities include onsite sauna, steam room, jacquzzi,

Heated floors, huge fire pits for roasting with your friends.

Eternity leasing available without request. For more info or

To arrange a tour simply go to the corner of Blaze and Glory, take the

Subway entrance to the red elevator and tell the attendant you are to

meet with Louis Cipher. No phone calls please, seeing is believing.

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12 thoughts on “For Those Who Qualify”

Azure James

Lol

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November 23, 2013 at 4:50 am Reply
1. daniheart21
  
  🙂 Thank you.
  
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  November 23, 2013 at 4:54 am Reply
rarasaur

Oh how clever and wonderfully done! 🙂 I didn’t know how you’d pull off the apartment in Helll, but then this part “infamous subterranean inferno towers” was catchy enough to suck me in, ha! It sounds quite posh! 😀

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November 23, 2013 at 5:28 am Reply
1. daniheart21
  
  I think that’s the funny thing…for some it might seem like exactly what they’re looking for until they get there of course. lol 🙂
  
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  November 23, 2013 at 5:43 am Reply
likeitiz

Hey, I’ll remember to ask you to make ad copy for me one day! Pretty good!

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November 23, 2013 at 6:51 am Reply
1. daniheart21
  
  🙂 Thank you.
  
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  November 23, 2013 at 7:10 am Reply
cindy

Interesting topic! I’ll take it.

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November 23, 2013 at 8:15 pm Reply
1. daniheart21
  
  🙂 xo
  
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  November 23, 2013 at 8:40 pm Reply
CJ

That’s funny.

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November 23, 2013 at 9:29 pm Reply
1. daniheart21
  
  CJ it made me giggle when I finished it. 🙂
  
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  November 23, 2013 at 9:44 pm Reply
Jen and Tonic

You’ve obviously written For Rent ads before! LOVE the description of the apartment in hell. If only it came with air conditioning…

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November 24, 2013 at 5:22 am Reply
1. daniheart21
  
  LOL actually I have… I use to lease apartments. 😉 Thank you sweet Jen.
  
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  November 24, 2013 at 5:35 am Reply