I was asked to write two apartment ads as part of a project. One is for an apt. in heaven and the other is for an apt in hell. I found the idea captivating and this is what I came up with.
For Those Who Qualify
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1, 2, and 3 bedroom apts for rent.
All inclusive packages for those who
qualify. Harmonious group activities will
make you feel right at home.
Amenities include Panoramic
views of priceless majesty,with
gold inlay fully upgraded interiors and
flowing fountainous waters throughout.
For a private tour follow the bright light
until you reach the pearlized gate at
1700 Hallelujah Blvd.
and ask for Gabi Ri-elle
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For rent: Spacious 2+1 fully furnished luxury apt
located in the infamous subterranean inferno towers.
Amenities include onsite sauna, steam room, jacquzzi,
Heated floors, huge fire pits for roasting with your friends.
Eternity leasing available without request. For more info or
To arrange a tour simply go to the corner of Blaze and Glory, take the
Subway entrance to the red elevator and tell the attendant you are to
meet with Louis Cipher. No phone calls please, seeing is believing.
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Lol
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🙂 Thank you.
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Oh how clever and wonderfully done! 🙂 I didn’t know how you’d pull off the apartment in Helll, but then this part “infamous subterranean inferno towers” was catchy enough to suck me in, ha! It sounds quite posh! 😀
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I think that’s the funny thing…for some it might seem like exactly what they’re looking for until they get there of course. lol 🙂
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Hey, I’ll remember to ask you to make ad copy for me one day! Pretty good!
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🙂 Thank you.
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Interesting topic! I’ll take it.
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🙂 xo
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That’s funny.
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CJ it made me giggle when I finished it. 🙂
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You’ve obviously written For Rent ads before! LOVE the description of the apartment in hell. If only it came with air conditioning…
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LOL actually I have… I use to lease apartments. 😉 Thank you sweet Jen.
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